3.9 2024 — Third Division (Tier 3)#

Part 1 — Regular Season Standings Going Into the Showdown (after Week 16)#

Seed | Team                        | Record | H2H Rank |  Total PF | PF Rank |   PF/Gm |   Margin
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#1   | Seattle Stingers            | 11-5   | 1        |   2137.84 | 2       |  133.62 |  +198.40
#2   | Prattville Snappers         | 11-5   | 2        |   1963.48 | 8       |  122.72 |  +107.08
#3   | Nairobi Soldiers            | 9-7    | 3        |   2071.64 | 5       |  129.48 |   -86.96
#4   | Wichita Scouts              | 8-8    | 4        |   2182.52 | 1       |  136.41 |  +205.32
#5   | Death Valley Dementors      | 8-8    | 5        |   2097.36 | 4       |  131.09 |   -60.28
#6   | Jacksonville Golden Panthers| 8-8    | 6        |   1988.00 | 7       |  124.25 |   -51.66
#7   | Aurora Light Show           | 7-9    | 7        |   2136.20 | 3       |  133.51 |   +50.64
#8   | Tombstone Stallions         | 7-9    | 8        |   2049.30 | 6       |  128.08 |   -64.56
#9   | Bessemer Bangerz            | 6-10   | 9        |   1934.44 | 9       |  120.90 |  -164.06
#10  | Myrtle Beach Sea Shells     | 5-11   | 10       |   1817.24 | 10      |  113.58 |  -133.92

Week 14 byes (constructed): Prattville Snappers and Seattle Stingers sat out the real Week 14 under the old format. Per the brief, each was given the highest-scoring legal lineup achievable from its reconstructed Week-14 roster, and the two were paired as each other's simulated opponent:

Team Real (unset) Wk-14 lineup Constructed optimal Result
Prattville Snappers 85.30 106.46 L (vs Seattle Stingers)
Seattle Stingers 110.66 159.46 W (vs Prattville Snappers)

Constructed optimal lineups:

  • Prattville Snappers (106.46): QB: Caleb Williams (16.1), RB: De'Von Achane (18.9), RB: Najee Harris (11.3), WR: Darnell Mooney (20.2), WR: DK Metcalf (8.9), TE: Kyle Pitts (2.4), FLEX: A.J. Brown (8.3), K: Cameron Dicker (5.7), DEF: PIT D/ST (14.7)
  • Seattle Stingers (159.46): QB: Joe Burrow (26.6), RB: Josh Jacobs (24.6), RB: David Montgomery (19.4), WR: Tyreek Hill (28.1), WR: DeVonta Smith (13.7), TE: David Njoku (17.2), FLEX: Davante Adams (25.9), K: Chase McLaughlin (4.0) [empty: DEF]

Part 2 — Week 17 Seeding Showdown#

Matchup                   | Game                                                            | Placement
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Championship              | #1 Seattle Stingers (169.68)  vs  #2 Prattville Snappers (112.00)| Seattle Stingers: 1st, Prattville Snappers: 2nd
Podium (3rd place)        | #3 Nairobi Soldiers (173.74)  vs  #4 Wichita Scouts (124.78)    | Nairobi Soldiers: 3rd, Wichita Scouts: 4th
Top half                  | #5 Death Valley Dementors (148.28)  vs  #6 Jacksonville Golden Panthers (125.32)| Death Valley Dementors: 5th, Jacksonville Golden Panthers: 6th
Mid-table                 | #7 Aurora Light Show (133.32)  vs  #8 Tombstone Stallions (108.58)| Aurora Light Show: 7th, Tombstone Stallions: 8th
Relegation death match    | #9 Bessemer Bangerz (78.90)  vs  #10 Myrtle Beach Sea Shells (140.54)| Myrtle Beach Sea Shells: 9th, Bessemer Bangerz: 10th

All Week-17 scores are the teams' real recorded lineups for NFL Week 17 of that season.

Part 3 — Final AFP Table & Relegation Verdict#

Team                        | H2H |  PF |  SD |  AFP | AFPrk | Status
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Seattle Stingers            |   1 |   2 |   1 |    4 |     1 | 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Wichita Scouts              |   4 |   1 |   4 |    9 |     2 | ✅ Safe
Nairobi Soldiers            |   3 |   5 |   3 |   11 |     3 | 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Prattville Snappers         |   2 |   8 |   2 |   12 |     4 | 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Death Valley Dementors      |   5 |   4 |   5 |   14 |     5 | ✅ Safe
Aurora Light Show           |   7 |   3 |   7 |   17 |     6 | ⚠️ Bubble
Jacksonville Golden Panthers|   6 |   7 |   6 |   19 |     7 | ⚠️ Bubble
Tombstone Stallions         |   8 |   6 |   8 |   22 |     8 | ❌ RELEGATED
Bessemer Bangerz            |   9 |   9 |  10 |   28 |     9 | ❌ RELEGATED
Myrtle Beach Sea Shells     |  10 |  10 |   9 |   29 |    10 | ❌ RELEGATED

Relegation verdict: ❌ Tombstone Stallions, Bessemer Bangerz, Myrtle Beach Sea Shells drop (bottom 3 AFP).

Versus actual history (old format)#

  • Title: actual champion was Seattle Stingers — the new format agrees: they win the #1v#2 Showdown (169.68 pts in Week 17).
  • Relegation: Bessemer Bangerz, Jacksonville Golden Panthers, Myrtle Beach Sea Shells, Tombstone Stallions left the league (franchise exit, not AFP relegation). New AFP bottom 3 = Bessemer Bangerz, Myrtle Beach Sea Shells, Tombstone Stallions — overlaps with history on Bessemer Bangerz, Myrtle Beach Sea Shells, Tombstone Stallions; Jacksonville Golden Panthers would have been spared.
Team Old AFP (site) Old rank Actual outcome (next season) New AFP New rank New status
Seattle Stingers 90.00 1 Promoted to Second 4 1 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Wichita Scouts 86.67 2 Promoted to Second 9 2 ✅ Safe
Nairobi Soldiers 73.33 4 Promoted to Second 11 3 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Prattville Snappers 80.00 3 Promoted to Second 12 4 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Death Valley Dementors 63.33 5 Stayed 14 5 ✅ Safe
Aurora Light Show 36.67 8 Stayed 17 6 ⚠️ Bubble
Jacksonville Golden Panthers 30.00 9 Left league 19 7 ⚠️ Bubble
Tombstone Stallions — — Left league 22 8 ❌ RELEGATED
Bessemer Bangerz 43.33 6 Left league 28 9 ❌ RELEGATED
Myrtle Beach Sea Shells 10.00 — Left league 29 10 ❌ RELEGATED

Weekly score matrix (Weeks 1–16 regular season + Week 17 Showdown)#

* = constructed optimal lineup (Week-14 bye rule). Bold pair weeks 14–17 included consolation/idle games now counting as regular season.

Seed / Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13 W14 W15 W16 W17
#1 Seattle Stingers 123.1 146.7 107.3 113.5 100.7 97.8 101.4 138.8 159.1 115.7 147.9 131.0 179.6 159.5* 152.5 163.2 169.7
#2 Prattville Snappers 121.7 123.5 122.3 94.3 100.9 126.6 125.3 150.9 137.6 116.0 112.4 149.9 147.3 106.5* 104.7 123.5 112.0
#3 Nairobi Soldiers 86.2 129.2 128.2 139.5 167.4 143.3 113.7 128.2 124.0 114.6 133.4 139.2 116.2 122.7 168.0 118.0 173.7
#4 Wichita Scouts 158.3 111.4 121.9 94.4 126.8 125.8 129.8 155.5 136.1 107.0 189.0 136.1 152.3 198.5 123.1 116.6 124.8
#5 Death Valley Dementors 140.2 126.1 122.1 161.3 118.9 161.8 99.9 136.3 102.0 112.1 116.2 111.7 99.7 205.7 146.3 137.0 148.3
#6 Jacksonville Golden Panthers 92.6 117.5 96.6 143.1 138.3 121.9 152.3 133.4 137.7 141.3 99.3 88.8 112.8 122.1 128.6 161.7 125.3
#7 Aurora Light Show 97.9 129.2 165.0 128.7 143.5 98.9 127.5 117.1 108.9 155.1 125.4 116.7 125.8 171.5 172.0 153.0 133.3
#8 Tombstone Stallions 136.5 121.1 96.1 144.3 113.5 108.6 117.8 114.3 155.4 116.0 125.0 144.8 127.9 103.2 165.0 159.7 108.6
#9 Bessemer Bangerz 158.6 104.2 111.8 101.9 136.5 118.5 129.2 126.0 133.6 121.7 113.2 129.1 122.7 77.8 137.1 112.5 78.9
#10 Myrtle Beach Sea Shells 128.1 93.1 103.0 93.2 90.9 147.0 63.5 147.6 99.6 138.7 119.5 113.6 99.4 119.2 116.3 144.7 140.5