3.8 2024 — Second Division (Tier 2)#

Part 1 — Regular Season Standings Going Into the Showdown (after Week 16)#

Seed | Team                        | Record | H2H Rank |  Total PF | PF Rank |   PF/Gm |   Margin
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#1   | Houston Diablos             | 10-6   | 1        |   2585.93 | 1       |  161.62 |   +82.13
#2   | Cape Town Capers            | 10-6   | 2        |   2576.08 | 2       |  161.00 |  +311.00
#3   | Abu Dhabi Astronauts        | 9-7    | 3        |   2526.88 | 4       |  157.93 |   +48.22
#4   | Memphis Majors              | 9-7    | 4        |   2392.97 | 5       |  149.56 |   +59.70
#5   | Topeka Toes                 | 9-7    | 5        |   2275.04 | 8       |  142.19 |   -50.41
#6   | Sulligent Suckles           | 8-8    | 6        |   2556.13 | 3       |  159.76 |  +146.48
#7   | Gainesville Biscuit Boyz    | 8-8    | 7        |   2290.68 | 7       |  143.17 |   -13.15
#8   | Rodeo Reapers               | 7-9    | 8        |   2359.48 | 6       |  147.47 |   -80.41
#9   | Norwalk Creatures           | 5-11   | 9        |   2186.42 | 9       |  136.65 |  -187.48
#10  | Stuttgart Strikers          | 5-11   | 10       |   2126.84 | 10      |  132.93 |  -316.08

Week 14 byes (constructed): Cape Town Capers and Memphis Majors sat out the real Week 14 under the old format. Per the brief, each was given the highest-scoring legal lineup achievable from its reconstructed Week-14 roster, and the two were paired as each other's simulated opponent:

Team Real (unset) Wk-14 lineup Constructed optimal Result
Cape Town Capers 188.28 239.68 W (vs Memphis Majors)
Memphis Majors 133.30 136.00 L (vs Cape Town Capers)

Constructed optimal lineups:

  • Cape Town Capers (239.68): QB: Josh Allen (54.9), RB: Tyrone Tracy (19.3), RB: Aaron Jones (16.4), WR: Puka Nacua (41.8), WR: Khalil Shakir (21.6), TE: Evan Engram (7.3), FLEX: Ja'Marr Chase (46.1), DEF: GB D/ST (4.1), IDP_FLEX: Germaine Pratt (11.0), IDP_FLEX: Ernest Jones (17.2) [empty: K]
  • Memphis Majors (136.00): RB: Josh Jacobs (24.6), RB: Patrick Taylor (8.5), WR: Jerry Jeudy (17.4), WR: DK Metcalf (8.9), TE: Travis Kelce (9.5), FLEX: Mike Evans (10.9), K: Jake Bates (11.8), DEF: PIT D/ST (14.7), IDP_FLEX: T.J. Watt (7.0), IDP_FLEX: Zack Baun (22.7) [empty: QB]

Part 2 — Week 17 Seeding Showdown#

Matchup                   | Game                                                            | Placement
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Championship              | #1 Houston Diablos (139.42)  vs  #2 Cape Town Capers (163.58)   | Cape Town Capers: 1st, Houston Diablos: 2nd
Podium (3rd place)        | #3 Abu Dhabi Astronauts (185.02)  vs  #4 Memphis Majors (158.48)| Abu Dhabi Astronauts: 3rd, Memphis Majors: 4th
Top half                  | #5 Topeka Toes (131.26)  vs  #6 Sulligent Suckles (172.68)      | Sulligent Suckles: 5th, Topeka Toes: 6th
Mid-table                 | #7 Gainesville Biscuit Boyz (186.16)  vs  #8 Rodeo Reapers (146.44)| Gainesville Biscuit Boyz: 7th, Rodeo Reapers: 8th
Relegation death match    | #9 Norwalk Creatures (166.20)  vs  #10 Stuttgart Strikers (126.10)| Norwalk Creatures: 9th, Stuttgart Strikers: 10th

All Week-17 scores are the teams' real recorded lineups for NFL Week 17 of that season.

Part 3 — Final AFP Table & Relegation Verdict#

Team                        | H2H |  PF |  SD |  AFP | AFPrk | Status
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Houston Diablos             |   1 |   1 |   2 |    4 |     1 | 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Cape Town Capers            |   2 |   2 |   1 |    5 |     2 | 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Abu Dhabi Astronauts        |   3 |   4 |   3 |   10 |     3 | 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Memphis Majors              |   4 |   5 |   4 |   13 |     4 | ✅ Safe
Sulligent Suckles           |   6 |   3 |   5 |   14 |     5 | ✅ Safe
Topeka Toes                 |   5 |   8 |   6 |   19 |     6 | ⚠️ Bubble
Gainesville Biscuit Boyz    |   7 |   7 |   7 |   21 |     7 | ⚠️ Bubble
Rodeo Reapers               |   8 |   6 |   8 |   22 |     8 | ❌ RELEGATED
Norwalk Creatures           |   9 |   9 |   9 |   27 |     9 | ❌ RELEGATED
Stuttgart Strikers          |  10 |  10 |  10 |   30 |    10 | ❌ RELEGATED

Relegation verdict: ❌ Rodeo Reapers, Norwalk Creatures, Stuttgart Strikers drop (bottom 3 AFP).

Versus actual history (old format)#

  • Title: actual champion was Abu Dhabi Astronauts — under the new format Cape Town Capers is champion instead. Abu Dhabi Astronauts was only the #3 seed after 16 weeks, so they never got a title-shot matchup (final placement: #3).
  • Relegation: the old system relegated Gainesville Biscuit Boyz, Norwalk Creatures, Stuttgart Strikers. New AFP bottom 3 = Norwalk Creatures, Rodeo Reapers, Stuttgart Strikers — overlaps with history on Norwalk Creatures, Stuttgart Strikers; Rodeo Reapers would newly drop (they actually survived); Gainesville Biscuit Boyz would have been spared.
Team Old AFP (site) Old rank Actual outcome (next season) New AFP New rank New status
Houston Diablos 90.00 1 Promoted to Elite 4 1 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Cape Town Capers 86.67 2 Promoted to Elite 5 2 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Abu Dhabi Astronauts 80.00 3 Promoted to Elite 10 3 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Memphis Majors 73.33 4 Stayed 13 4 ✅ Safe
Sulligent Suckles 53.33 6 Stayed 14 5 ✅ Safe
Topeka Toes 50.00 7 Stayed 19 6 ⚠️ Bubble
Gainesville Biscuit Boyz 26.67 8 Relegated to Third 21 7 ⚠️ Bubble
Rodeo Reapers 56.67 5 Stayed 22 8 ❌ RELEGATED
Norwalk Creatures 13.33 10 Relegated to Third 27 9 ❌ RELEGATED
Stuttgart Strikers 20.00 9 Relegated to Third 30 10 ❌ RELEGATED

Weekly score matrix (Weeks 1–16 regular season + Week 17 Showdown)#

* = constructed optimal lineup (Week-14 bye rule). Bold pair weeks 14–17 included consolation/idle games now counting as regular season.

Seed / Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13 W14 W15 W16 W17
#1 Houston Diablos 157.8 173.5 141.4 165.2 135.3 168.3 156.0 165.4 165.6 153.2 162.6 169.8 154.0 152.3 175.1 190.4 139.4
#2 Cape Town Capers 142.1 151.7 185.6 141.3 186.1 127.0 169.2 151.0 119.5 173.1 171.4 179.9 163.2 239.7* 169.8 105.5 163.6
#3 Abu Dhabi Astronauts 127.1 187.0 169.9 158.9 121.3 156.6 181.8 133.7 137.8 150.5 159.3 178.1 152.8 146.2 204.5 161.4 185.0
#4 Memphis Majors 129.5 121.7 111.5 168.4 142.2 147.8 115.9 183.5 166.3 146.5 130.8 156.6 216.9 136.0* 172.0 147.3 158.5
#5 Topeka Toes 131.2 131.1 130.7 157.6 134.4 155.3 109.1 181.5 168.4 101.5 134.0 144.9 172.5 133.0 136.7 153.1 131.3
#6 Sulligent Suckles 130.1 161.6 130.7 131.2 163.4 133.0 167.2 132.0 209.8 188.6 213.5 166.0 124.3 178.5 143.6 182.7 172.7
#7 Gainesville Biscuit Boyz 131.1 160.4 142.4 148.0 191.0 129.7 137.0 166.0 110.2 108.1 136.4 105.4 110.5 192.4 150.2 171.8 186.2
#8 Rodeo Reapers 140.6 194.7 118.7 136.5 150.8 181.1 109.0 156.9 201.5 155.7 162.2 140.2 134.0 144.0 114.4 119.3 146.4
#9 Norwalk Creatures 115.5 115.8 105.1 128.2 164.7 147.1 97.5 156.3 143.7 151.4 139.9 105.8 122.7 135.7 141.3 215.6 166.2
#10 Stuttgart Strikers 170.0 135.2 88.0 116.0 124.5 136.3 157.1 122.0 128.6 135.0 164.4 140.6 176.7 109.6 110.1 112.8 126.1