3.5 2023 — Second Division (Tier 2)#

Part 1 — Regular Season Standings Going Into the Showdown (after Week 16)#

Seed | Team                        | Record | H2H Rank |  Total PF | PF Rank |   PF/Gm |   Margin
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#1   | Damascus Jerboas            | 13-3   | 1        |   2624.06 | 1       |  164.00 |  +210.60
#2   | Philly Broad St. Bullies    | 10-6   | 2        |   2501.60 | 4       |  156.35 |  +170.61
#3   | Rodeo Reapers               | 9-7    | 3        |   2540.07 | 2       |  158.75 |  +226.32
#4   | DC Sharks                   | 9-7    | 4        |   2533.21 | 3       |  158.33 |  +120.24
#5   | Memphis Majors              | 8-8    | 5        |   2369.35 | 6       |  148.08 |   +27.14
#6   | Fairhope Dongles            | 7-9    | 6        |   2389.58 | 5       |  149.35 |   +78.23
#7   | Stuttgart Strikers          | 7-9    | 7        |   2304.92 | 7       |  144.06 |    -9.74
#8   | Bessemer Bangerz            | 6-10   | 8        |   2208.70 | 8       |  138.04 |  -273.31
#9   | Bethlehem BBLs              | 6-10   | 9        |   2181.20 | 9       |  136.32 |  -239.25
#10  | Aurora Light Show           | 5-11   | 10       |   2145.88 | 10      |  134.12 |  -310.84

Week 14 byes (constructed): Damascus Jerboas and Philly Broad St. Bullies sat out the real Week 14 under the old format. Per the brief, each was given the highest-scoring legal lineup achievable from its reconstructed Week-14 roster, and the two were paired as each other's simulated opponent:

Team Real (unset) Wk-14 lineup Constructed optimal Result
Damascus Jerboas 176.16 214.06 W (vs Philly Broad St. Bullies)
Philly Broad St. Bullies 165.12 213.02 L (vs Damascus Jerboas)

Constructed optimal lineups:

  • Damascus Jerboas (214.06): QB: Matthew Stafford (26.7), RB: Raheem Mostert (23.0), RB: Rachaad White (20.5), WR: Brandon Aiyuk (17.6), WR: DK Metcalf (14.2), TE: Travis Kelce (14.3), FLEX: Breece Hall (26.6), K: Harrison Butker (4.7), DEF: DAL D/ST (15.9), IDP_FLEX: Josey Jewell (22.6), IDP_FLEX: Maxx Crosby (28.0)
  • Philly Broad St. Bullies (213.02): QB: Josh Allen (21.5), RB: James Cook (25.1), RB: Austin Ekeler (22.0), WR: Deebo Samuel (34.0), WR: Drake London (29.2), TE: Dalton Kincaid (8.1), FLEX: Courtland Sutton (15.2), K: Brandon Aubrey (24.4), DEF: KC D/ST (10.0), IDP_FLEX: Bobby Wagner (9.0), IDP_FLEX: Roquan Smith (14.5)

Part 2 — Week 17 Seeding Showdown#

Matchup                   | Game                                                            | Placement
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Championship              | #1 Damascus Jerboas (162.38)  vs  #2 Philly Broad St. Bullies (174.06)| Philly Broad St. Bullies: 1st, Damascus Jerboas: 2nd
Podium (3rd place)        | #3 Rodeo Reapers (128.52)  vs  #4 DC Sharks (171.88)            | DC Sharks: 3rd, Rodeo Reapers: 4th
Top half                  | #5 Memphis Majors (229.54)  vs  #6 Fairhope Dongles (145.68)    | Memphis Majors: 5th, Fairhope Dongles: 6th
Mid-table                 | #7 Stuttgart Strikers (130.50)  vs  #8 Bessemer Bangerz (139.80)| Bessemer Bangerz: 7th, Stuttgart Strikers: 8th
Relegation death match    | #9 Bethlehem BBLs (105.20)  vs  #10 Aurora Light Show (93.30)   | Bethlehem BBLs: 9th, Aurora Light Show: 10th

All Week-17 scores are the teams' real recorded lineups for NFL Week 17 of that season.

Part 3 — Final AFP Table & Relegation Verdict#

Team                        | H2H |  PF |  SD |  AFP | AFPrk | Status
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Damascus Jerboas            |   1 |   1 |   2 |    4 |     1 | 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Philly Broad St. Bullies    |   2 |   4 |   1 |    7 |     2 | 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Rodeo Reapers               |   3 |   2 |   4 |    9 |     3 | ✅ Safe
DC Sharks                   |   4 |   3 |   3 |   10 |     4 | 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Memphis Majors              |   5 |   6 |   5 |   16 |     5 | ✅ Safe
Fairhope Dongles            |   6 |   5 |   6 |   17 |     6 | ⚠️ Bubble
Stuttgart Strikers          |   7 |   7 |   8 |   22 |     7 | ⚠️ Bubble
Bessemer Bangerz            |   8 |   8 |   7 |   23 |     8 | ❌ RELEGATED
Bethlehem BBLs              |   9 |   9 |   9 |   27 |     9 | ❌ RELEGATED
Aurora Light Show           |  10 |  10 |  10 |   30 |    10 | ❌ RELEGATED

Relegation verdict: ❌ Bessemer Bangerz, Bethlehem BBLs, Aurora Light Show drop (bottom 3 AFP).

Versus actual history (old format)#

  • Title: actual champion was Damascus Jerboas — under the new format Philly Broad St. Bullies is champion instead. Damascus Jerboas (#1 seed) DID get the title shot but lost the single-week Showdown 162.38–174.06. In reality they won the old two-week-combined BCC.
  • Relegation: the old system relegated Aurora Light Show, Bessemer Bangerz and Bethlehem BBLs, DC Sharks, Philly Broad St. Bullies left the league (franchise exit, not AFP relegation). New AFP bottom 3 = Aurora Light Show, Bessemer Bangerz, Bethlehem BBLs — overlaps with history on Aurora Light Show, Bessemer Bangerz, Bethlehem BBLs; DC Sharks, Philly Broad St. Bullies would have been spared.
Team Old AFP (site) Old rank Actual outcome (next season) New AFP New rank New status
Damascus Jerboas 96.67 1 Promoted to Elite 4 1 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Philly Broad St. Bullies 83.33 2 Left league 7 2 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Rodeo Reapers 80.00 3 Stayed 9 3 ✅ Safe
DC Sharks 76.67 4 Left league 10 4 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Memphis Majors 40.00 7 Stayed 16 5 ✅ Safe
Fairhope Dongles 56.67 5 Promoted to Elite 17 6 ⚠️ Bubble
Stuttgart Strikers 56.67 6 Stayed 22 7 ⚠️ Bubble
Bessemer Bangerz 26.67 8 Relegated to Third 23 8 ❌ RELEGATED
Bethlehem BBLs 20.00 9 Left league 27 9 ❌ RELEGATED
Aurora Light Show 13.33 10 Relegated to Third 30 10 ❌ RELEGATED

Weekly score matrix (Weeks 1–16 regular season + Week 17 Showdown)#

* = constructed optimal lineup (Week-14 bye rule). Bold pair weeks 14–17 included consolation/idle games now counting as regular season.

Seed / Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13 W14 W15 W16 W17
#1 Damascus Jerboas 162.6 156.1 150.5 143.2 166.8 178.7 122.4 207.7 160.8 148.2 159.7 164.0 179.3 214.1* 144.2 165.8 162.4
#2 Philly Broad St. Bullies 156.5 129.1 171.4 176.3 114.6 132.6 135.1 189.4 154.3 156.1 146.4 206.5 180.3 213.0* 131.9 108.3 174.1
#3 Rodeo Reapers 152.9 186.8 223.3 139.8 130.0 132.2 134.5 140.2 127.6 208.6 181.1 191.9 164.2 107.2 138.4 181.4 128.5
#4 DC Sharks 155.7 141.3 129.9 130.8 134.0 169.9 145.3 211.4 129.8 210.1 147.6 187.6 177.4 144.3 141.4 176.6 171.9
#5 Memphis Majors 147.2 126.4 151.8 171.5 185.4 123.5 166.4 156.3 144.7 101.2 142.7 148.8 134.2 173.6 143.5 152.1 229.5
#6 Fairhope Dongles 142.0 133.4 152.1 134.7 207.2 115.2 136.4 178.7 152.6 117.7 140.3 152.8 191.9 141.7 131.0 162.0 145.7
#7 Stuttgart Strikers 163.0 120.8 171.3 100.8 107.0 135.2 170.2 160.6 154.1 181.9 144.5 167.2 145.7 140.1 103.2 139.5 130.5
#8 Bessemer Bangerz 120.3 119.5 154.1 151.1 194.7 135.1 158.9 164.2 131.7 155.2 114.2 103.8 126.6 137.5 138.4 103.4 139.8
#9 Bethlehem BBLs 129.3 116.1 174.6 147.6 151.3 118.9 199.3 148.5 125.5 112.3 99.9 146.5 121.4 139.1 135.2 115.8 105.2
#10 Aurora Light Show 133.6 187.3 145.1 88.0 130.5 151.5 167.9 138.3 123.9 157.8 161.1 125.7 105.1 104.5 85.4 140.1 93.3