3.11 2025 — Second Division (Tier 2)#
Part 1 — Regular Season Standings Going Into the Showdown (after Week 16)#
Seed | Team | Record | H2H Rank | Total PF | PF Rank | PF/Gm | Margin
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#1 | Tuscaloosa Titans | 12-4 | 1 | 2628.47 | 1 | 164.28 | +338.44
#2 | Sulligent Suckles | 11-5 | 2 | 2371.44 | 6 | 148.22 | +173.24
#3 | Seattle Stingers | 9-7 | 3 | 2621.21 | 2 | 163.83 | +137.40
#4 | Wichita Scouts | 9-7 | 4 | 2413.22 | 5 | 150.83 | -44.65
#5 | Nairobi Soldiers | 8-8 | 5 | 2447.76 | 4 | 152.99 | -13.08
#6 | Prattville Snappers | 8-8 | 6 | 2363.79 | 7 | 147.74 | +54.01
#7 | Memphis Majors | 6-10 | 7 | 2450.76 | 3 | 153.17 | -57.35
#8 | Topeka Toes | 6-10 | 8 | 2338.06 | 8 | 146.13 | -170.03
#9 | Rodeo Reapers | 6-10 | 9 | 2139.06 | 10 | 133.69 | -210.28
#10 | San Diego Bullshitters | 5-11 | 10 | 2222.91 | 9 | 138.93 | -207.70
Week 14 byes (constructed): Seattle Stingers and Tuscaloosa Titans sat out the real Week 14 under the old format. Per the brief, each was given the highest-scoring legal lineup achievable from its reconstructed Week-14 roster, and the two were paired as each other's simulated opponent:
| Team | Real (unset) Wk-14 lineup | Constructed optimal | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Seattle Stingers | 112.60 | 112.70 | L (vs Tuscaloosa Titans) |
| Tuscaloosa Titans | 144.50 | 152.80 | W (vs Seattle Stingers) |
Constructed optimal lineups:
- Seattle Stingers (112.70): RB: Omarion Hampton (15.7), RB: David Montgomery (14.3), WR: Jaxon Smith-Njigba (27.1), WR: Khalil Shakir (9.6), TE: Trey McBride (10.8), FLEX: Devaughn Vele (7.0), K: Evan McPherson (4.0), DEF: PHI D/ST (22.2), IDP_FLEX: Micah Parsons (2.0) [empty: QB, IDP_FLEX]
- Tuscaloosa Titans (152.80): QB: Jalen Hurts (3.8), RB: Jahmyr Gibbs (37.0), RB: Jaylen Warren (15.2), WR: Jakobi Meyers (14.8), WR: Emeka Egbuka (3.5), TE: Tyler Warren (3.7), FLEX: Kenny Gainwell (16.2), K: Jason Myers (14.7), DEF: SEA D/ST (23.9), IDP_FLEX: Maxx Crosby (13.0), IDP_FLEX: Jordyn Brooks (7.0)
Part 2 — Week 17 Seeding Showdown#
Matchup | Game | Placement
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Championship | #1 Tuscaloosa Titans (106.90) vs #2 Sulligent Suckles (120.68)| Sulligent Suckles: 1st, Tuscaloosa Titans: 2nd
Podium (3rd place) | #3 Seattle Stingers (204.74) vs #4 Wichita Scouts (144.80) | Seattle Stingers: 3rd, Wichita Scouts: 4th
Top half | #5 Nairobi Soldiers (138.58) vs #6 Prattville Snappers (163.42)| Prattville Snappers: 5th, Nairobi Soldiers: 6th
Mid-table | #7 Memphis Majors (128.80) vs #8 Topeka Toes (111.11) | Memphis Majors: 7th, Topeka Toes: 8th
Relegation death match | #9 Rodeo Reapers (119.56) vs #10 San Diego Bullshitters (72.60)| Rodeo Reapers: 9th, San Diego Bullshitters: 10th
All Week-17 scores are the teams' real recorded lineups for NFL Week 17 of that season.
Part 3 — Final AFP Table & Relegation Verdict#
Team | H2H | PF | SD | AFP | AFPrk | Status
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Tuscaloosa Titans | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe
Seattle Stingers | 3 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe
Sulligent Suckles | 2 | 6 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe
Wichita Scouts | 4 | 5 | 4 | 13 | 4 | ✅ Safe
Nairobi Soldiers | 5 | 4 | 6 | 15 | 5 | ✅ Safe
Memphis Majors | 7 | 3 | 7 | 17 | 6 | ⚠️ Bubble
Prattville Snappers | 6 | 7 | 5 | 18 | 7 | ⚠️ Bubble
Topeka Toes | 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 | 8 | ❌ RELEGATED
Rodeo Reapers | 9 | 10 | 9 | 28 | 9 | ❌ RELEGATED
San Diego Bullshitters | 10 | 9 | 10 | 29 | 10 | ❌ RELEGATED
Relegation verdict: ❌ Topeka Toes, Rodeo Reapers, San Diego Bullshitters drop (bottom 3 AFP).
Versus actual history (old format)#
- Title: actual champion was Sulligent Suckles — the new format agrees: they win the #1v#2 Showdown (120.68 pts in Week 17).
- Relegation: the old system relegated Topeka Toes and Rodeo Reapers, San Diego Bullshitters left the league (franchise exit, not AFP relegation). New AFP bottom 3 = Rodeo Reapers, San Diego Bullshitters, Topeka Toes — overlaps with history on Rodeo Reapers, San Diego Bullshitters, Topeka Toes.
| Team | Old AFP (site) | Old rank | Actual outcome (next season) | New AFP | New rank | New status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tuscaloosa Titans | 96.67 | 1 | Promoted to Elite | 4 | 1 | 🥈 Runner-up · ✅ Safe |
| Seattle Stingers | 86.67 | 2 | Stayed | 8 | 2 | 🥉 Podium (3rd) · ✅ Safe |
| Sulligent Suckles | 73.33 | 3 | Promoted to Elite | 9 | 3 | 🏆 CHAMPION · ✅ Safe |
| Wichita Scouts | 36.67 | 7 | Stayed | 13 | 4 | ✅ Safe |
| Nairobi Soldiers | 70.00 | 4 | Stayed | 15 | 5 | ✅ Safe |
| Memphis Majors | 63.33 | 5 | Stayed | 17 | 6 | ⚠️ Bubble |
| Prattville Snappers | 56.67 | 6 | Stayed | 18 | 7 | ⚠️ Bubble |
| Topeka Toes | 23.33 | 8 | Relegated to Third | 24 | 8 | ❌ RELEGATED |
| Rodeo Reapers | 20.00 | 10 | Left league | 28 | 9 | ❌ RELEGATED |
| San Diego Bullshitters | 23.33 | 9 | Left league | 29 | 10 | ❌ RELEGATED |
Weekly score matrix (Weeks 1–16 regular season + Week 17 Showdown)#
* = constructed optimal lineup (Week-14 bye rule). Bold pair weeks 14–17 included consolation/idle games now counting as regular season.
| Seed / Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | W11 | W12 | W13 | W14 | W15 | W16 | W17 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 Tuscaloosa Titans | 143.1 | 131.9 | 176.6 | 156.9 | 159.6 | 156.2 | 195.3 | 138.1 | 146.1 | 239.4 | 145.1 | 181.1 | 176.9 | 152.8* | 181.8 | 147.5 | 106.9 |
| #2 Sulligent Suckles | 134.3 | 156.1 | 119.9 | 178.4 | 121.7 | 114.5 | 173.4 | 153.8 | 117.0 | 160.1 | 162.5 | 133.3 | 140.7 | 144.5 | 201.3 | 160.0 | 120.7 |
| #3 Seattle Stingers | 143.8 | 147.8 | 143.8 | 167.8 | 128.9 | 217.3 | 197.8 | 151.5 | 169.5 | 157.2 | 180.1 | 178.7 | 153.2 | 112.7* | 190.1 | 181.0 | 204.7 |
| #4 Wichita Scouts | 156.5 | 118.8 | 118.7 | 141.6 | 145.4 | 104.4 | 166.6 | 195.0 | 204.1 | 120.0 | 114.0 | 133.3 | 168.9 | 208.5 | 148.4 | 169.0 | 144.8 |
| #5 Nairobi Soldiers | 133.5 | 172.9 | 185.1 | 150.5 | 174.9 | 96.3 | 144.3 | 133.1 | 154.3 | 111.2 | 136.8 | 163.5 | 152.4 | 189.8 | 175.4 | 173.6 | 138.6 |
| #6 Prattville Snappers | 133.5 | 154.1 | 173.5 | 122.6 | 128.7 | 106.9 | 160.6 | 137.1 | 145.9 | 156.2 | 156.3 | 189.4 | 139.6 | 111.0 | 181.9 | 166.4 | 163.4 |
| #7 Memphis Majors | 142.1 | 176.9 | 132.9 | 146.5 | 181.4 | 203.5 | 156.3 | 128.0 | 177.9 | 192.8 | 130.9 | 139.0 | 119.0 | 156.7 | 139.9 | 126.9 | 128.8 |
| #8 Topeka Toes | 118.7 | 162.4 | 121.2 | 220.5 | 138.0 | 187.9 | 106.7 | 154.9 | 164.4 | 106.7 | 117.5 | 152.7 | 135.1 | 174.3 | 126.4 | 150.6 | 111.1 |
| #9 Rodeo Reapers | 150.6 | 105.0 | 159.5 | 145.0 | 172.2 | 137.2 | 112.6 | 161.9 | 122.8 | 127.0 | 128.0 | 99.6 | 95.7 | 147.7 | 145.5 | 128.9 | 119.6 |
| #10 San Diego Bullshitters | 137.8 | 174.3 | 128.7 | 198.6 | 184.5 | 136.8 | 151.2 | 143.1 | 127.4 | 136.5 | 69.5 | 156.4 | 126.2 | 123.5 | 119.8 | 108.7 | 72.6 |